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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard about the corduroy pillows? There making head lines. (classic) Edit: goddammit...they're"

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that..."

"Jared Fogel was sentenced to 15.6 years in prison for having sex with underage individuals He was just happy to get anything under 18"

"I'd be worried about my privacy settings on Facebook too if I had as many pictures of my ugly baby as you do."

"please stop adding flintstone chewable vitamin commercials to the episode list. they are not real flintstone episodes."

"The scientist a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied ""woof, woof, woof"""

"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."

"What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie? Kabamouflage"

"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."

"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."