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Joke of the Day
"Having kids isn't that bad, just don't have like the really young ones."
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"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"
"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !"
"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."
"How often do women become completely unreasonable? Periodically."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number you probably never heard of."
"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"
"How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and the last front ear."
"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"