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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."

"""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" From mommies. ""How do they get inside?"" CAN'T U ASK WHY THE SKY IS BLUE HAVEN'T U WONDERED ABOUT THAT"

"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

"I'm not being creepy but i can see thru my binoculars that your family portrait is hanging crooked on your wall"

"I have a multiple personality disorder... And so do I."

"What do you get 18 years after fucking your sister? A vote for Trump."

"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."

"How does a Jewish man make coffee? He brews it"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"Two kinds of lairs when it comes to masturbation ... Those that say they never have ... ...And those that say they quit ."