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Joke of the Day

"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""

"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? You should know, you've only read it twenty times."

"2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad"

"I am trying to find my selfie image in iPhone 7 Until I remember I took that one with John Cena."

"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"

"Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins? Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count."

"A bit too dark possibly. The war in Vietnam started in 1955 and in 2015 The Charlie was finally massacred."

"Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well I do appear on and off you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off."

"100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk."

"My homemade bread turned out very well, kneadless to say."