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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like my self-esteem I have none"
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"The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed."
"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."
"I wrote a terrible race joke today. My friends told me never to tell it. Here it is: Why was the white man chasing the black man? Because he was in first place."
"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."
"What did the socialists use before candles? Electricity"
"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don't call it Liam then what is even the point of you"
"Why does Batman think so highly about himself? Bruce Wayne."
"Did you hear about the lawyer who ate gold? He passed the bar"