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Joke of the Day
"What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass."
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"I would never let MY child act like that. -things my friends without kids say."
"How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Secretly A Minivan"
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-'em-all"
"What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991. In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism."
"Roses are red, violets are blue Enjoy the cancer I just gave to you"
"I wrote a really cheesy joke today... Kso you're probably wondering what the joke is."
"guy next to me on my flight is just staring forward. no movie, no book, nothing. so its been nice knowing you I'm about to be murdered"
"A fob told me something the other day"
"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"