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Joke of the Day
"What does a Triceratops sit on? His Tricerabottom"
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"Pun contest One day a man saw that there was a local paper puns contest. So he decided to write his 10 best puns and enter them into the contest in hope of winning. Unfortunately no pun in 10 did."
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"
"I have a contact lens problem. I have no contact lens solution."
"First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about..Nice hat. You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Ok, who wants brownies?"
"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"
"What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her."
"A different Roman walks into a bar... Hey cousin, want to go bowling?"
"What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller? A Ferris Wheel."
"Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the third guy would've ducked."