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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common kind of martial arts among Germans? Jewjitsu"
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"Which murderer is the safest to be stuck in an elevator with? The ax murderer of course. He will always ax you before murdering you."
"What's 9+10? 21 pairs of Deez Nuts"
"With all these new apple devices, what's gonna be next? The iPoor"
"Knock Knock Knock! Knock! -Who's there? Hanna. -Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree"
"""Whoa nice car"" Thanks. I dropped 40K on a new set of wheels [whispers to friend] ""What kind of idiot spends $40,000 on tires"""
"The year is 2072. Numbers have lost all meaning. It could be 3247 for all they know. ""It's 5486,"" says one guy, but it could've been 8 guys."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ? ten-tickcles."
"College is like unprotected sex... Good until you get tested"
"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"