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Joke of the Day
"I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit! I think I need a flatter dog."
Next Joke
"Last night my black colleague....... Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award. Luckily security stopped him at the door."
"I put the D in Fucking because I know that's what you really want. -autocorrect"
"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"
"What do you get with breaking news? News casts."
"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"
"What's blue and tacky? Smurf shit"
"When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog So someone in the house is happy to see you."
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A solid 10, but imaginary"
"WHAT DO WE WANT?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE'S! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! CUNT!"