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Joke of the Day

"Difference between me and hitler At least Hitler knew when to kill himself"

"Women! They assume everything but the position."

"Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."

"Back to Yo mama jokes Yo momma so fat kids had to run around her for track and field!"

"I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot."

"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."

"What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago? ""What I want to be *IF* I grow up"""

"What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich? Everything. These two objects have nothing in common."

"Did you hear the joke #4126?"