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Joke of the Day
"Difference between me and hitler At least Hitler knew when to kill himself"
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"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A: A melon collie."
"A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with ""I am a hurricane induced tornado""."
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything."
"What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter? Nine and three quarters."
"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... ...Then things got tense."
"Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels?"
"If these celebrity stints in rehab were any shorter, they'd be drive-thrus."
"I went to a fortune teller and he told me a lot of money was coming my way. I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van."