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Joke of the Day
"Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil? The pencil is better. It has a point."
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"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."
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"What do you call a story about beastiality? Fifty Shades of Neigh"
"Call of Duty is like the Boy Scouts, everyone's gay, and there's a lot of camping."
"What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"Wife: for the last time buy a terrarium Me: [drops 7 lizards into my shirt] why they already have a home"
"There are so many news articles about gametes nowadays... I guess that goes to prove that sex cells."
"A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house"
"North Korean civilians have been playing the Hunger Games since the 1950s."