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Joke of the Day

"I remember how the folks on food stamps cost our country trillions by selling bets on bad mortgages to suckers. Glad they're being punished!"

"Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife."

"People already feel judged in public but what if they also had the same awful feeling in private? GUY WHO INVENTED RELIGION: I have an idea"

"What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force? ISITH"

"I saw a lizard and it became a spotted lizard"

"Do you know why Bill Cosby likes Jam more than he likes Jelly? Because he can't jelly his dick in someone."

"What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...? Make me one with everything."

"""I like big butts and I can not lie"" - Some homeless guy sifting through an ashtray."

"There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!"

"""This role looks absolutely fucking terrible. OK, I'll do it."" - Nicolas Cage"