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Joke of the Day
"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"
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"what is the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"
"Pete and Repete are in a boat together. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who is left in the boat?"
"Why is it worse this time around? Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof."
"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."
"I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne's parents."
"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."