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Joke of the Day
"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"
Next Joke
"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""
"So I decided to make some fan-fiction. My fan-fiction is about reality. I'm calling it The Bible."
"Guys, don't let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren't wearing them probably don't want to talk to you either"
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta ate a theta"
"What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog? Nina"
"You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?"
"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor."
"Why did god invent patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too."