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Joke of the Day
"An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink.. Lettuce have a moment of silence."
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"A Blonde Woman Asks For A $6000 Loan And the bartender says, ""Look, lady. Do you want something to drink or not?"""
"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."
"A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm... And said: ""one for me and one for the road"""
"Coroner's Report Coroner: Report complete. Police: What was the cause of death? Coroner: The cause of death was that I sliced him open and performed an autopsy."
"Women and rocks are a lot alike. We skip the flat ones."
"You all need to stop worrying about Trump becoming the next president... There's no way he's moving into a smaller house in a black neighborhood!"
"I just saw a Koi Fish that had a white guy tattooed on it"
"That annoying moment when you're waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person."
"Rule: If thou has a Macbook, thou shall always taketh photos of objects with the Macbook in the background."