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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !"

"What does a Blond do every Sunday? Swallow Jesus."

"What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt? Afroturf"

"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."

"The hardest part of potty training my puppy is shitting outside with him so he can learn how to"

"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."

"Don't hand out condoms to high school students. Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy"

"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."

"What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter? Nata-LEE-HEE!"

"And then whiskey said ""tweet that, it's hilarious"". But whiskey was wrong. So very wrong."