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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt? Afroturf"
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"What do you call a bee's rear end? A Bee-Hind"
"A short joke for mobile users [.](http://i.imgur.com/7g4htym.jpg)"
"My kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 5S."
"""Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship"" *me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share."
"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"
"After I beat my dad in Go Fish, I like to shit in my underwear to celebrate. -My son, apparently"
"[on first date] Yes I'll have the- *whispers to waiter* I don't speak French *points at menu* ""The French toast, sir?"" Yeah. 6 of those."
"In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - ""Yes Dear."""
"""Dave's coming over."" -Dave from work or Dave that doesn't know how doors work? [doorknob sorta jiggles for like 20 minutes]"