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Joke of the Day

"What sets apart anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak..."

"Do robots have sisters ? No just transistors !"

"Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world."

"iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking ""NO!"" anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode."

"Who is a penguin's favorite relative? His Aunt Arctica"

"Procrastination is like masturbation It's fun at the time, but in the end you're just fucking yourself."

"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"

"5 jokes at once. Q: how to tell 5 jokes at once? A: One direction"

"Decaf means something is very, very Dec."

"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"