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Joke of the Day
"5 jokes at once. Q: how to tell 5 jokes at once? A: One direction"
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"If I had a dollar for every gender that there is... If I had a dollar for every gender that there is, I'd have 2 dollars."
"There's only 1 thing worse than ants in your pants.... ....and that's Uncles in your pants!"
"What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef"
"What do your child and your dick have in common? If you don't beat it enough, it'll start standing up for itself in public."
"My wife was looking tired after giving blood I asked if she felt drained..."
"I clean my house like everyone else ... 5 minutes before someone comes over."
"I lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying!"
"I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!"