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Joke of the Day

"My friend didn't like the fridge I got him for his birthday..... But you should've seen his face light up when he opened it."

"The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community..."

"Did you hear about the penis-less man that got excited? He just came out of nowhere"

"I was going to start my diet today, but as it turns out pizza still exists, so..."

"This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head."

"Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College? He got a fool scholarship."

"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."

"Why did the man quit his job at the bakery? He didn't knead any more dough."

"What did one doctor say to the other doctor? ""We're both doctors"""

"I quit my job at the helium factory today I won't stand to be spoke to in that tone of voice"