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"I was going to start my diet today, but as it turns out pizza still exists, so..."
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"Just finished going through the terms and conditions for iOS 6 with my lawyers. Looks good, guys, I think I'm going to accept."
"In a primary school... The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims ""Ma'am she's copying!""."
"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks...."
"So a naked man is jumping... qp db qp db qp db qp db qp db qp"
"I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!"
"Careful, friends. [bends down and examines a handprint in the sidewalk] There is a very powerful child nearby."
"You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it"
"The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us."