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"A Roman legionary walks into a bar.. He starts complaining about his ex-girlfriends to the bartender. The bartender replies, astounded, ""how do you even manage 10 girlfriends?"""
"I like my women like I like my Poke Stops. Ready to go again in 5 minutes."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last long for fat people."
"School in Canada makes non-vaccinated students stay home to halt the spread of measles. Better safe than sorry."
"There's a German shepherd next door who keeps burying under my fence and shitting in the flower bed His dog is just as bad"
"The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco."
"What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress"
"Why don't girls where skirts in the winter? So they don't get chapped lips."
"What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast? Coma-toast."