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Joke of the Day

"A Roman legionary walks into a bar.. He starts complaining about his ex-girlfriends to the bartender. The bartender replies, astounded, ""how do you even manage 10 girlfriends?"""

"My love is like a candle... (Fixed) http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32850407.jpg"

"Did you hear there was a blackout last night? Don't worry, we caught him"

"For the longest time I thought a jetski was what people who say ""brewski"" for ""beer"" call an airplane."

"During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself & cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter"

"What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother? Pu-pu puble"

"yo mama so old Her first Christmas was the first Christmas"

"President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, ""After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office."" And the president said, ""I know. I listened in."""

"When i was a Kid my dad would beat me with a camera. I still have flashbacks."

"My kids are always accusing me of having a ""favorite child"" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them."