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Joke of the Day

"I was watching women's volleyball during the Olympics and there was already a wrist injury But don't worry, I should be fine by Monday."

"The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool."

"*exercises sarcastically*"

"The thing that makes learning how to use chopsticks so difficult is that the longer you use them, the soggier your cereal gets."

"I used to do drugs... ...I still do, but I used to, too."

"The 4th little pig built his house into a windmill. The wolf huffed and puffed and generated enough power to last the whole winter."

"Ever since my toaster has been broken I have been feeling unwell. I guess I must be lack toast intolerant."

"Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field!"

"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""