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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."
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"Dyslexic, but I have a cunning stunt."
"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""
"Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins."
"Your sign says ""NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants."
"What does The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people"
"The other day some guy came up to me, called me a Blockhead and then proceeded to hit me with his rhythm stick... I though ""That just adds insult to Ian Dury."""
"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."
"Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk?"
"I moved into an advent calendar today... Its very cold, all the windows are open."