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Joke of the Day

"The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool."

"what's the difference between light and hard? You can Sleep with a light on"

"Why is America home to the majority of comedians? Lax pun control laws."

"My room + internet connection + music + food homework = perfect day."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!"

"[Spoilers] Critics asked Stan Lee. . . . . . why Captain America won the war. He simply replied ""Tony Stank"""

"I knew early on my marriage was doomed. I'm a Virgo and she's a bitch..."

"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."

"Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver? Because she's dead."

"Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip."