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"The Lady Artist by Andrew Pictures"
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"A police officer just knocked on my door... and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Pfft, my dogs don't even own bikes, idiot."
"The most embarrassing thing for a kangaroo is accidently hopping into another kangaroo's pouch who then hops into a 3rd kangaroo's pouch"
"My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks, pass by people, and say into my phone ""Target is on the move."""
"I'm starting a fight club... First rule is tell everyone you know because I have no members yet"
"A woman enters a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gives it to her!"
"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"
"So my friend held up a can of coke... And asked, ""How do people snort this stuff?"""
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10? They revived to much XP "
"Non-Americans may get this. Waterboarded."