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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting a fight club... First rule is tell everyone you know because I have no members yet"
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"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"
"One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you."
"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today... And that's just for the alcohol."
"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."
"I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD."
"One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple."
"I'm really good at fighting.... I won my last fight by 100 metres"
"Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z"
"At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: ""I work with animals every day!"" She: ""Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"" He: ""I'm a butcher."""