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Joke of the Day

"What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? Not get a job."

"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"

"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"

"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard."

"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"

"I ate two pieces of string yesterday. Today I pooped them out and they were tied together.. ..I shit you knot."

"Linda, this is embarrassing, but when I sent that email that you were poetry in motion I meant to type pottery. You look like a jug."

"A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house."

"My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them"

"What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight? Go straight for the juggler."