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"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"
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"How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? Climate"
"A polar bear walks into a bar Sez, ""l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and tonic."" Bartender sez, ""Why the big pause""?"
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"
"Teach a man to phish and he'll pretend he's a Nigerian businessman."
"Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line: ""All roads lead to you,"" the singer shakes a fist and yells out ""Take that, Rome!"""
"What do you call an agreeable ghost? BOO-YA!"
"Just think about this: Jeff Goldblum is someone's uncle. Jeff Goldblum goes to someone's house for holidays and is Jeff Goldblum."
"I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."
"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""