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Joke of the Day
"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."
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"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"
"Sometimes I spend so much time on Twitter in the bathroom that I actually pee twice."
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"What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep"
"Folks are worried about global warming and social security, when the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom... The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I replied, I think it's just the tip of the iceberg"
"What is your favorite change a lightbulb joke?"
"What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common? Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow."