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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person with no skin? Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet."

"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."

"Where did you leave your legless dog? Where you left him. And how do you call him? Doesn't matter, he won't come."

"Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race? At least he didn't oui in them too."

"London is like the best era of Batman at the moment. Well-orchestrated mild commuter panic and Prince stalking the streets."

"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."

"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"

"To the ""Girls gone Wild"" girls: When flashing your boobs try not to stick your tongues out. It makes you look trashy."

"Just think if the kids that made Frosty the Snowman brought two carrots that day."