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Joke of the Day

"What to toilet paper and the starship enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons"

"me: they're having a special, buy 3 dvds get 1 free wife: so why do you have 4 space jam's? me: ...because it's buy 3 get 1 free"

"Why do women wear bras anyway? If you need something to hold your boobs, men are here."

"Why did the guitarist get life in prison? He fingered a minor."

"A man walked into a bar He was knocked unconscious....."

"What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you."

"Did you know the average performer can subsist off of one compliment for multiple nanoseconds?"

"Jokes about cats freak meowt Seriously, I'm not kitten."

"I went out with one woman who turned out to be an arsonist. I met her on match.com"

"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."