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Joke of the Day

"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."

"Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points? Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number."

"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."

"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""

"Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11"

"I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda."

"What do you call a female accountant? An accountant you sexist fucker."

"White girls spend 15% of their lives thinking about cutting bangs."

"""Hey girl wanna go out Saturday night?"" No thanks I have a previous engagement ""I'm cool with that, hell I've been married like 6 times"""

"Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug."