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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a hippie pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
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"One in every six people on this planet are Chinese. Of my five brothers, I suspect Danny."
"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"
"Why is there a sudden influx of vacuum jokes? They really suck"
"Q: How did the hermit pay for his home? A: Alone."
"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""
"Two computers are on a date. One says to the other, ""i'm not your type."""
"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."
"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."
"A picture is worth three, maybe four words tops."