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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics? Not being disabled."
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"What is the title of the Japanese version of ""When Harry Met Sally"" (wait for it ... wait for it ...) ""When Hally Met Sarry"" Ahhh - don't you feel better now?"
"I love how people act like they don't want to be followed in the street yet they keep looking back at you to see if you're still there."
"Terminator doesn't google himself he uses Altavista baby."
"What do composers prepare their ingredients on? A Chopin board"
"Q: Who writes ghost stories? A: A ghost writer."
"Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say ""spaghetti"""
"Have you ever been in a Schindler's Lift? If you have, then did you ever feel that it could have carried more people?"
"How does a Nazi high five? Up heil, down low!"
"What's cheaper than a wall? Landmines."