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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"
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"What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"Did you hear about the priest that had a Nicotine patch on his dick? (NSFW) He's cut back to two butts a week"
"The Irish Alligator His name was Croc O'Dile."
"Free of Charge A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""
"I would never feed you to the wolves. You're too toxic and I like dogs."
"What do you use to transport pittas? A flatbread truck"
"Music is like people, the black notes are the fastest"
"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."
"Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list"