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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"
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"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"
"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"
"What did the thug say to the mugging victim before he shot him. Worldstar."
"As we develop robots, we should make them out of pretzels or cotton candy that way if they become self aware we could just eat them"
"Socks and sandals are like condoms There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant"
"TIFU by crashing my airplane I had forgotten to turn off my cell phone :("
"I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers."
"How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N"
"""Bitches ain't shit"" - Saint Valentine's last words."