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Joke of the Day
"How much does a cockney spend on shampoo? Paan ten."
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"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"
"Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'? It means nothing to them."
"Suitable for British consumption I just heard the UK strawberry picking championships has been won by a woman with no legs. Jammy cunt"
"I asked my wife if we could have sex even though she was on her period.. ...she said she may be able to pull some strings"
"[Jesus at Last Supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there"
"What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer nuts are $1.29 a bag. Deer nuts are just under a buck."
"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""
"My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson... ... ""If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in"". Threading needles has never been this easy!"
"Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio"