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Joke of the Day
"How much does a cockney spend on shampoo? Paan ten."
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"I asked my wife what women really want and she said ""attentive lovers""... ...actually she might have said ""A tent of lovers"", I don't really listen to her needs and opinions."
"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening..."
"Fix a man's computer, and he will be virus-free for a day. Teach a man to fix his computer, and he will be virus-free for a day."
"What's do pot and pusssy have in common? You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room."
"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."
"To the first person who took their picture with their phone at the bathroom mirror, you are a pioneer. We salute you."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? aye matey"
"What do you call a pregnant air hostess Pilot error"
"Why is my ass good. Because I poop out of it and pick up average household items with it"