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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton? He sat under the durian tree."
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"I want to visit north Korea one day... before everything goes south."
"What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank"
"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"
"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"
"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."
"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."
"t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t ~ just dotting some i's and crossing some t's."
"There's no gangsta way to say ""Oopsie Daisy."" I know that now."
"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."