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Joke of the Day
"I want a pen pal! Like a pen I can really talk to."
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"Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only."
"What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball? She didn't say anything, she just gagged."
"stadium announcer: ""STADIUM!"""
"""murder"" she wrote ""your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter"" the screen said ""murd3R"" she wrote, frowning"
"Is it hard to spot a cheetah? No, they come that way."
"shoutout to all the objects in my perceptual field. u know who u are ;)"
"Sex ed. It's the in thing."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z"
"Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep"