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Joke of the Day
"Sex ed. It's the in thing."
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"A man and his friend are having a conversation Man: When I was born, I was given the choice to either have a really good memory or a big dick Friend: Which one did you pick? Man: I don't remember"
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :)"
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"
"What is an I.T teachers favourite drink? Icy-Tea"
"What do you call a german that can't see? A nazi."
"My penis tingles when I'm in danger. Wait, nevermind; she said danger was her middle name."
"Got my hair done again. I'm so blonde now I can barely spell my last name."
"MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of? WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels"
"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"