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Joke of the Day

"shoutout to all the objects in my perceptual field. u know who u are ;)"

"Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped"

"Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth."

"My wife and I rented Black Hawk Down last night. Or, as Brian Williams likes to call it, the Brian Williams Story."

"A real man will always find time for his woman, even if it means blowing off a date with his mistress."

"Didja hear about this Calcutta couple who had a little baby girl looked just like a frog? They named her Polly-wog."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."

"Vivid Entertainment offers Miss Colombia $1mil to star in a porno. Wait, they just took it back and offered it to Miss Philippines."

"What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel? Fearless Reader"

"Condoms are like rules... ...they're made to be be broken."