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Joke of the Day

"There is a bible book all about beer... Its called Hebrews"

"Why did the run-on sentence get worried? Her period came late."

"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."

"My angry wife controls everything. She even said I had to stop eating candy at work... ... so I had to fire her"

"I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it."

"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."

"Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss"

"What does it sound like when two old people have sex? Snap, crackle, pop."

"Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"