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Joke of the Day
"What is an architects favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"
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"When you lose one sense other senses are enhanced... that's why if you lose your sense of humor your sense of asshole is enhanced."
"Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"Plenty of great people were single just like you are. For instance: Voldemort. Wait, bad example. You're way less talented than Voldemort."
"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"
"I love collective nouns: a pod of dolphins, a mob of kangaroos, a Gosselin of douches."
"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number."
"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired)."
"Two atoms are walking down the street... And the first one says ""shit man, i dropped an electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Says the second one. ""Yeah, im positive!"""
"Success is just like being pregnant."