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Joke of the Day

"What is an architects favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"

"What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."

"What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs? An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet..."

"How do you spell ""we"" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I."

"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."

"Forty minutes before we get to the first sex scene in Fifty Shades Of Grey? They do beat around the bush..."

"What type of humor did the heart attack survivor like? Offbeat."

"Want to hear the corniest poop joke ever? No? Too late."

"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"

"I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. Cause I'm nuts in the sack."