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Joke of the Day

"How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task? A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group."

"What is worse than three kids in trash can? One kid in three trash cans"

"Sometimes I just wish people were as easy to forget as PIN numbers."

"Teeth are always in style!"

"Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder."

"A snowman tells another snowman. Snowman 1: Guess what? Snowman 2: What? Snowman 1: You smell like carrots ps. not sure if this joke has been posted before"

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."

"How do you pick up a jew? Dust pan and brush"

"I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out."