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Joke of the Day
"I should have gone to see the optometrist I can't anymore"
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"The movie 'Up' is utter bullshit. I tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die."
"[gets pulled over for speeding] Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* ""I'm not sure yet"""
"I'm at work for another hour and my phone's at 14%. If I don't make it to the end of the day, tell all my friends, ""Not much u"""
"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."
"What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet."
"Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago"
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."
"How does Austin Powers decide which guys he will sleep with? (NSFW) By giving them an oral test first. ""If you can gag me, you can shag me!"""
"What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil? Da rude ""eh"" sandstorm"