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Joke of the Day

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"When people ask, ""Don't I know you from somewhere?"", I reply ""Yes, we were best friends as children until you murdered my puppy."""

"A man walks into a bar Ouch."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? *An Astronaut*"

"What do you get when you win a theological debate with a muslim? Death threats."

"A mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."

"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."

"What's Monica Lewinskys favorite time of day Eight o'cock"

"When I'm on reddit When I'm drunk on reddit: ""Perhaps an up vote for this fine sir, he provided intriguing content."" When I'm sober on reddit: ""YOU SHALL ALL BE DOWN VOTED! NO ONE SHALL BE UP VOTED!"""

"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."