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Joke of the Day
"A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves."
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"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."
"What is a toad's favorite genre of music? Hip hop."
"at the grampys, about to anounce who won the grampy award. open envelope. its grandpa!!! you did it congratulations"
"Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it"
"[A Sex Joke] Get Your Jokes On Q. Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes? Answer : ""Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"""
"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"Which trees have the most friends? The poplar ones."
"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"
"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"