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Joke of the Day
"Why do psychics ask questions?"
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"What size bed comfortably fits a married couple? Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch."
"My wife just opened my car door for me. Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph."
"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"
"What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer? Vladimir Putting"
"So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tells the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot mah paw"""
"I wish I were an octopus so that the answer to all of my problems would be, 'change color and escape in a cloud of ink'"
"Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride? It's called Uber."
"Everyone says soda is bad for you... but OJ will kill you."
"You know what's addictive? Heroin"