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Joke of the Day
"Why do psychics ask questions?"
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"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it."
"""Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen... "" Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."
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"What do you call a movie set during a woman's menstral cycle? A period piece"
"Uppercuts a horse. Creates the first girrafe."
"What does anal sex and a serving of brussel sprouts have in common? If you were forced to like it as a child, you probably don't like it as an adult."