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Joke of the Day

"Some people are like base model cars, you can see the spots where all the normal stuff should be, but it's just never been installed."

"I just wanna give a shout out to the ancients, for inventing the calendar. It has made my day"

"I went to the zoo today. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shitzu."

"i think it's ironic that #youdonthavealife is trending on a social networking site."

"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"I'm so petty People call me Tom"

"Cinderella taught me that everything will work out just fine so long as you have unconscionably small feet."

"If you're gonna by me a drink..... You better at least push my stool in!"

"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""

"Why can't Z generationers swim? Their phones would get wet."