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Joke of the Day
"My GF was annoyed with me and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall Then I said Maybe"
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"Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it."
"What did the ocean say? Nothing, he just waved."
"When you die your voice gets added to the Big Bang Theory laugh track."
"I was going to tell a salt joke... But it's just sodium stupid."
"My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store."
"An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm."
"[shopping for make-up] ""Excuse me, what will make my eyes pop?"" ""I know exactly what you need."" [boots you into the vacuum of deep space]"
"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke's lightsaber red but it wasn't greenlighted."